Stated before I worked at a summer camp. Camp ended on July 27th. 2 of the other girls that I had gotten close to decided that we were going to go to Florida for a little goodbye holiday. So it was Banksia (she is from Australia) BigBird (she is from England) and me heading to Panama City Beach. We had the best time ever! The whole way down we listened to the cheesiest pop music, because we all seemed to have a place in our hearts for the backstreet boys, nsync, and britney spears!
So probably the best story we have from this trip was the first night there. Us 3 and my sister all decide that we are going to go out. We had dinner (at pineapple willie's; good but nothing special) and then some corona's on the beach for starters, just sitting on the beach talking about the summer and all the inside jokes. Then we decided that it was time to move on.
We went to a locals bar, which was were the fun really began. Before entering we stated the game where you can see who can get a guys number first. Thought it would add another fun element to the night. We get in and a round of drinks, we are sitting just chatting watching people play some beer pong and dancing, this guy walks by and bumps into BigBird and then it begins... First this man was not one of the young hot type he was an older man probably old enough to be our fathers and not good looking. Well he is already pretty well lit. He comes back to say sorry and then sits down, he is talking all kinds of crazy junk. For example he says he can rap; here is a taste "I am the peckerwood pimp, i feed my bitches lobster and shrimp." My sister and I exchange looks and then die laughing! The man just kept talking to BigBird. We decided that in honor of the night we should take a picture with this man. I was the one who got volunteered to sit on his lap!
More drinks for everyone, another man then approaches us. This man again not good looking and old enough to be our father. He is needing help, he is texting his daughter and wants to tell her that he is not drunk. So he comes to me for help- I send the text to his daughter, then there is a little texting game, nothing to funny. Since i was so nice i receive a drink. YAY for me! But then again we have another old man who will not let us be. So needless to say its getting later we are having more drinks and thus far no one has gotten there number.
I spot a cute guy at the bar, who has been watching the activities and laughing at us and these old men. i make the move. I go up and start a conversation. One of the old men interrupts with a joke stating that he is in fact my father and the guy should watch out. insert laugh and then moving on. The guy asks how long we in town for and everything typical conversation, then i see my chance and just shoot out hey let me get your number and we can hang out later this week. But then i can not find my phone, must have left it in the car, but no fear God created napkins for more then just cleaning up messes. He also gets my number as well as his friend and i exchange numbers. Yes, i will count that as 2 numbers and I win!
But wait the night is not over..... The bartender who must be a jealous bitch sees that i have received this guys number, comes over then spots the x's on my hand (implying that i am in fact not 21) She extracts my drink from my hand and throws it away. Fair enough. But yet she can not leave it there, she then gets the bouncer or who ever to come over. He asks me if i have been drinking and a few other questions, and then gets smart with me. I am very chill given that i am in the wrong, but no need for him to be a smart ass about it. Needless to say- I spent the night in jail. KIDDING!!! I say let me get my sister- we gather the gang and get ever so nicely escorted out.
We then decide to go to Waffle house, were i let everyone know that I got a number, I can be very competitive. So we are sitting at waffle house enjoying ourselves, we get the check and before we are walking out- in walks the "Peckerwood Pimp" man. We have a few more laughs and then say we must go. Ending out ever so eventful night!
